There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize
