she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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