You really coming over, don't trick.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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