I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
