Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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