Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
