her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
no you cant smoke seaweed
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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