He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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