and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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