Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
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