I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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