I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I have post one night stand depression
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