They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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