google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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