dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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