Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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