this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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