everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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