i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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