Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You are a genius and a whore.
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