It's Friday. Sex?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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