I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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