Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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