This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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