Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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