Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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