He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The beer is more important than you right now.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I think people are normalizing furries
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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