love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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