I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize