Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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