He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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