forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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