Those balls look pretty dangerous.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
