how can u be prego again
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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