I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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