Nicole vs. Life
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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