it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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