i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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