youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Blood and glitter go together right?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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