Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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