Sacagawea was the original milf.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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