i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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