Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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