we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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