bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
The air was thick with penises
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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