Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
We are all done wearing pants today
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