CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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