But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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