Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
There's even glitter on my cock...
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