Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
