I'm laying in your front yard are you home
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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