She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
How drunk are you?
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