That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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